Your laws are crowding God!

“When God was painting the universe with His law, did He miss a spot? Was He so negligent as to overlook Judge Greer’s chambers; or did He purposely leave these as a Commandments-free zone?”
--Lee Duigon of the Chalcedon Foundation, March 1, 2005

Well that leaves us with a lot of signs to put up!

Yeah, Hitler is a laugh riot.

“Revolutionaries always publish their plans in advance, and the rest of us always laugh them off. Europeans never took Hitler’s Mein Kampf seriously. America ignores the many documents in which the homosexualists outline their plans for this country and even reveal their tactics… .”
--Lee Duigon, Concerned Women for America, April 8, 2005

That’s the great thing about homosexuals: they’re scary when the right wants them to be, and funny when the right wants them to be.

Wait…judges are unelected?!

“Unelected judges have flagrantly abused the legislative and executive functions of government for so many years that we wonder why a reaction has taken this long. With the whole world watching, a mere probate judge in Florida thumbed his nose at a congressional subpoena and refused to comply.”
--Phyllis Schafly, Eagle Forum, April 13, 2005

So you’re telling me that judges are unelected? And that just any old judge can not do what Congress says? What a strange world.

The Soviet Union is back at it!

“Separation of church and state is in the Soviet Union's constitution, not ours, and I don't think we want to model ourselves after them.”
--Pastor Rod Parsley in Focus on the Family, April 12, 2005

Subversion from beyond the grave…

First suffrage, and now math?

“Girls are closing the gap on boys, and indeed, more of them are attending math and science classes than boys. Those were the last bastions of masculine strength academically because of the way male brains are designed. Not even that physiological advantage can overcome the "stacked deck" in public education.”
--James Dobson, Focus on the Family, November 2004

Next thing you know women will want monster truck rallies and WWF.